August 2009
9 posts
Things I don't get:
1) writing on bathroom stalls (ie. “tom + sara = love foreva” or “i <3 peter!”). why?? do you run back out the bathroom, go to your boyfriend and say “baby, baby, i love you SO much that i couldn’t stop thinking about you, even while i’m (via alex: “dropping the kids off at the pool). so i had to make sure that countless other strangers who enter...
Lost in Translation
all text in italics have been translated from french for your english reading pleasure
my advisor: you teach me english! that make you my mistress! me: (awkward face) my advisor: no? is it not called mistress? me: errrr…. a mistress is when you’re married, but you keep a girlfriend… who you… meet with my advisor: ahhhh, like Monica Lewinksy!
me: come with me back to my...